Naval Officer Raises Alarm As His penls Allegedly Goes Missing In Calabar

Naval Officer Raises Alarm As His penls Allegedly Goes Missing In Calabar

A naval officer in Calabar, Cross River state’s capital has raised the alarm after his penis was allegedly snatched by “private part thieves” in the state.

According to a report by Vanguard, the naval officer was manning the entry point into the barracks when a young man who gave his name as Samuel walked into the barracks, and was directed to the sentry point for security scrutiny.

Azeez, a naval personnel told reporters;

“When he got to the sentry point, he was asked whom he was looking for and his mission in the barracks but while he was talking with the sentry officer, the man felt an electric jolt around his genitals and behold, when he touched the area, his private had gone.”

Following the alarm raised by the naval officer, the young man was accosted and beaten up with instructions to return the missing genital immediately.

It was also gathered that the alleged genital thief did not say if he was going to return the missing organ and did not deny being responsible for the disappearance of the genital.

Alamu Tosin

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